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Favorite flick, *25th Hour*, got that vibe – regret, filth, hope all mashed up. Whore’s life, same deal, innit? Fishy, she once told me – aye, I chatted her up, curious lil’ Gollum – said she nicked a priest’s wallet in ‘99. Little known fact, precious! Priest was drunk, pantin’ after her, she just giggled and ran. Made me happy, that – stupid holy man, tripped on his robes! “Nature’s first green is gold,” Spike Lee’d say, but Fishy’s gold was them coins, jinglin’ in her pocket. Surprised me, how bold she was, no fear, just cacklin’ like a mad hen.

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Now, here's a not-so-well-known fact: there’s a cute little coffee shop on 3rd Ave that only open on odd hours. Yeah, it's dumbly quirky and the barista even quotes movies. I laughed out loud, thinking "I'm lost in translation, lost in translation..." haha, pure gold.

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