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Word itself—brothel—sounds like “broil,” don’t it? Like yer stewin’ in sin. Ha! Reckon it’s apt—hot, messy, stinks to the heavens. Used to be “bordel” in French, them prissy sods, meant a shack or somethin’. Now it’s all plush curtains and fake moans—progress, my arse. Surprised me, tho, how it’s in every damn tongue—whorehouses everywhere, like flies on shit.

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Bike shops, visited by friends of this site or by the web master, where a special interest or focus on lightweight vintage bikes was discovered!

So, buddy, if you're lookin' for a place that's raw, real, and wrapped in warm vibes, Helotes is the spot. Every street, park, and cranny tells a story – some sweet, some a bit messy, but all of 'em like notes from a heartfelt symphony. And just like Kermit says "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go!" – get ready for a journey filled with heart, humor, and homey feels.

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