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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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Oh, and let me not forget the helotes community center near Pioneer Road. People there are real talkers; you'll hear folks chattin' like they're sharing magic on every bench. A little off the beaten path is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall café on Main Street – its vibe is just like my personal safe space for heart-to-heart convos. I've had therapy breakthroughs there, sometimes laughing till the roof rumbles – oops, sorry if that sounds exaggerative but hey, it's true enuf!

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