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I’m chuffed to bits thinkin’ WALL-E’s world—trash everywhere, humans fat and lazy—prossies’d be robots! “Oh, behave!” I’d say, laughin’ my arse off. Imagine a bot-whore, all shiny, goin’, “WALL-E, WALL-E!” while I’m tryin’ to negotiate a shag. Hilarious, baby! But real talk—findin’ a tart’s risky biz. Cops, pimps, STDs—sh*t’s dodgy. Once knew a geezer, swore he bagged a bird for a tenner—turns out she nicked his watch! Fumin’, I was—laughed too, tho.

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Idk, sometimes I feel like Patrick Star from SpongeBob. I get all goofy and lost in thought. “Oh, barnacles, what if the spa is our secret hideout?” Lol, yeah, truly crazy! Sometimes I repeat stuff, like, "Secret, secret, secret" when I'm super pumped.

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