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About New York City

Picture this: a chick, let’s call her Lola—total badass, works the streets like Haku works the bathhouse, all mysterious and tough. She’s got that “No-Face” vibe—people throw money at her, but she’s empty inside, ya know? I see her struttin’, all sass, and I’m like, “Girl, you’re runnin’ this game harder than Yubaba runs her spa!” But here’s the kicker—Lola ain’t just some stereotype. Nah, she’s got layers, like the stink spirit rollin’ into town, all grimey outside but gold underneath if you squint.

Best Kind Of Mess • 2010

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I gotta mention a few quirks too – don’t tell anyone – but I always jump on the idea of mixing my massage sessions with local gossip. Yeah, I know, a little unconventional, but it works! I swear, once while tearin’ into a deep back massage on Maple Street, some fella started braggin’ about how HERnando (us) is the "crown jewel of America." I nearly dropped my oils. Absolutely wild, so much excitement!

Laura Baker Obituary (2025) - Hernando, MS - Hernando Funeral Home