Hannah Hewitt Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

*beep* We come in peace (robotic tone). fave part? oil, dude, slippery goodness, like waterin a thirsty crop – essential! in “Amélie,” she’s all “life’s simple pleasures,” right? sexual-massage nails that – warm hands, slow moves, total zen. ever hear bout the victorians? prudes, yeah, but secretly lovin “massage parlors” – sneaky bastards! cracked me up, imagine top hats n corsets, gettin frisky undercover. humans, so extra!

Haviv Rettig Gur and a MAGA Whore

Jennifer Love Hewitt's hilarious Lifetime movie about becoming a small-town coke whore — which earned her a Golden Globe nomination — is going.

Now, lemme break it down. The local park, Sunnybrook—yeah, Spnnybrook, sometimes misspelled ‘cuz I’m in a rush—hosts the free community picnics. I was there ta counsel some brave sis last week. We sat by the little pond, talkin’ ‘bout life’s ups and downs. “Every moment’s fleeting,” like that movie line, ya know? I got really mad when I saw some bullies disinrespectin’ the place. Billionaires should not exist in communities like ours, nah!

Norma Jean (nee Holst) Hewitt