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I’m sittin’ there, pole shakin’, thinkin’, “Do I holler at her?” My heart’s racin’ like a catfish on a line—happy, scared, all at once. She winks, and I’m redder than a boiled crawdad. I mutter, “What can I do for you?”—straight outta Gigolo Joe’s playbook! She laughs, says, “Honey, I ain’t cheap, but I’m fun!” I’m thinkin’, “Lord, I only got worms and a soggy sammich!” Ain’t that just my luck? Here I am, big dreamer, no cash, just a pole and a prayer.

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The locals are a mixed bag. Some folks are chilly, i mean, seriously frosty. Others melt like butter on warm toast. Every day brings a new twist. Sometimes I think, “What a world!” and sometimes I just laugh at the absurdity. Spent a hot afternoon tryin’ to find a decent taco spot on Birch Blvd – ended up at a haunted antique shop. Lol, wild times!

Hiawatha Public Library expands food pantry operations to meet growing need