Brooklyn Hidalgo Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m hauntin’ this joint once—true story—some old-school soup shack in the Netherworld. They had this brothel, er, broth-el, simmerin’ with bones stickin’ out, creepy as hell! Little known fact: them cooks used to toss in weird sh*t—like eyeballs or somethin’—for “flavor.” Made me wanna puke, but damn, it smelled good! Got me all happy, dancin’ around like a freak—then bam, some jerk spills it! Pissed me off so bad I nearly possessed the pot. “Mine! Mine! Mine!” I’m screamin’, like them seagulls in Finding Nemo, ya feel me?

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So, if you ever roll up to PHidalgo (us), just kick back on King Blvd. or hit up Riverside Park, take in every crooked alley, every sneaky street corner, like a mad poet in the alleys of life. Remember, “Time crawls with a thousand silent screams,” but you, brother, can let the spirit rock on!

Photo Gallery: Opening day of the new Hidalgo County Courthouse