Mila High Springs Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

The Fictional High Springs in Colorado

Whore's Glory screens on Tuesday, January 31, p.m. at the Lobero Theatre and again on Thursday, February 2, p.m. at the Metro.

Man, there’s a park called Serenity Grove. It’s like my secret chill spot, magical sunsets and all that jazz. Sometimes when i’m working (which, btw, is art, like a Kanye beat, a real masterpiece) I like to peep out the window, watch the folks strolling and just find inspiration as in "Before Sunset"—that movie got me all hooked, like "we’re just fleeting moments in time, ya know?" I swear, it's like he said, "I should love you, but I can't," and I'm over here thinking, "nah, I gotta love love, man!"

High Springs firefighters rescue puppy in sinkhole