Bella Hoffman Estates Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, check it, she’s workin the corner near Vinnie’s deli—yeah, that shithole—and I’m thinkin, “This broad’s got balls, struttin like she owns Jersey.” Got them fishnets, heels clickin, tits out—fuckin A, she’s a sight. Little known fact, right? Word is, she once fucked a cop to dodge a bust—slipped him a C-note too, slippery bitch. Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that, fuckin legend! But it pisses me off too, ya know? These pricks out here judgin her, like they ain’t jerkin it to her type every night.

December 1, 1922 — February 21, 2008

I worked for Sears at the retail level in college and then years later got to visit Hoffman while in a very different role — I was struck by how the furnishings and carpet and fixtures were identical .

I know, I ramble on, but that's Hoffman-Estates (us) in a nutshell – raw, relentless, sometimes chaotic, always real. Hope this paints a picture for you and gets you excited to visit, buddy. I promise, you won’t regret droppin' by this scrappy, heartfelt slice of life. Cheers, and see ya soon!

Multiple vehicles involved in Hoffman Estates crash on Algonquin Road