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Angry? Nah, not really. Happy? Eh, amused. These girls, pros – "Past is just a story." Straight from "Her," fits perfect. They don’t care, move on, next client. Me? I’d rather talk to my dog, loyal, no fee. Escorts tho, they hustle hard – respect that. One time, rumor says, escort scammed a general, left him in boxers, tied to bed. Hilarious! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture it – red-faced fool, screamin’.

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I worked for Sears at the retail level in college and then years later got to visit Hoffman while in a very different role — I was struck by how the furnishings and carpet and fixtures were identical .

I know, I ramble on, but that's Hoffman-Estates (us) in a nutshell – raw, relentless, sometimes chaotic, always real. Hope this paints a picture for you and gets you excited to visit, buddy. I promise, you won’t regret droppin' by this scrappy, heartfelt slice of life. Cheers, and see ya soon!

Mrs. Barbara Anne Huss of Hoffman Estates - View Obituary & Service Information