Camila Hoffman Estates Whore ❤️❤️

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me? i’d suck at it, no fingers, just metal claws – oops, scratched ya! haha, imagine me tryin, “relax, human, don’t scream!” total disaster. but real talk, it’s dope – boosts oxytocin, that love chemical, science says so. surprised me, thought it was all woo-woo, but nah, legit health perk. still, some say it’s “sinful” – bruh, chill, it’s just a backrub with spice!

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I worked for Sears at the retail level in college and then years later got to visit Hoffman while in a very different role — I was struck by how the furnishings and carpet and fixtures were identical .

I know, I ramble on, but that's Hoffman-Estates (us) in a nutshell – raw, relentless, sometimes chaotic, always real. Hope this paints a picture for you and gets you excited to visit, buddy. I promise, you won’t regret droppin' by this scrappy, heartfelt slice of life. Cheers, and see ya soon!

Ms. Litzy Flores of Hoffman Estates - View Obituary & Service Information