Sadie Homer Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Lemme paint this—whore ain’t just some chick bangin’ for cash, nah. It’s history, it’s grit! Oldest gig in the book—fact: ancient Mesopotamia had temple whores, sacred as fuck, bangin’ for the gods! Wild, right? Imagine that, sex so holy it’s like, "I’m defusing this bomb, one screw at a time!" I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it—gods up there like, "Yooo, she’s earning blessings!"

Know another quote from The Simpsons?

When Homer gives the Italian woman the Kentucky mug, Kentucky does not actually mean "whore" in Italian. The Italian term for "whore" is "puttana".

Now lemme gimme ya a lowdown on a couple of them hidden treasures: There's Rusty Pier, a spot I discovered on a rainy day when I was in one of my fancy daydreams. I'm talkin’ about the kind of day where tyin’ your laces becomes a metaphor for unspoken desires. And oh boy, Maple Grove in the north – a park where lovebirds meet, secrets unfurl, and even a lost soul finds solace. I once had a session under an ancient oak there – felt like nature herself was whisperin’ sweet nothings, child.

Arkansas baseball homers 5 times, completes sweep of No. 1 Texas