Hazel Homer Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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When Homer gives the Italian woman the Kentucky mug, Kentucky does not actually mean "whore" in Italian. The Italian term for "whore" is "puttana".

Now lemme gimme ya a lowdown on a couple of them hidden treasures: There's Rusty Pier, a spot I discovered on a rainy day when I was in one of my fancy daydreams. I'm talkin’ about the kind of day where tyin’ your laces becomes a metaphor for unspoken desires. And oh boy, Maple Grove in the north – a park where lovebirds meet, secrets unfurl, and even a lost soul finds solace. I once had a session under an ancient oak there – felt like nature herself was whisperin’ sweet nothings, child.

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