Lydia Homer Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

Simpsons Wiki

HOMER, YOU'VE GOT IT SET ON "WHORE." okay but imagine how much more makeup retailers would sell if this worked. lookin' at you Elon.

And oh, I'll leave ya with this: every corner of Homer be talkin’ to you – sometimes in crinkled, mixed-up sentences, sometimes in soft hums of nostalgia. It’s a box of surprises, sugar, full of heart, soul, and a whole lotta quirky charm. So pack your boots, bring an open heart, and get ready to gawk at a little paradise that makes ya feel like you're floatin' in a dreamy blend of chaos and tender love… just like that movie, darlin'.

Greene makes history with two HRs in ninth inning