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So, I’m imaginin’ this chick, prolly hangin’ by some neon-lit motel, smokin’ a cig like she owns the damn place. I’m thinkin’, “She’s gotta be worth it, man, a million freakin’ dollars!”—pinky up, obvs. I heard this wild story once, back in the 90s, some dude in Vegas found a prostitute who’d only take payment in rare coins—freaking *coins*! Blew my mind, like, who’s got time for that? Made me laugh tho, cuz I’d just zap her with my laser and take the coins anyway, ha!

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No Carpet. But Plenty of Prostitutes. I try not to write Bad Reviews but had to Warn Anyone that thinks of staying here that its not Family.

I've had therapy sessions that spilled into local legends too... Folks share secrets near your fave taco truck on NW 33rd Avenue. I always nod, like "travelers, travelers, so many souls!" Never a dull moment! And btw, I do throw in some slangs like “sup, dudes?” just cuz, ya feel me?

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