Hazel Hopatcong Hills Whore ❤️❤️

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Hopatcong, or as we call it in North Jersey, Lake A-pack-on. Upvote Or people from Hawthorne done say haw- thorn, they say whore-thorn.

I pop down to Bullfrog Park sometimes, innit? Got dem mad choppy paths and a river – the Slippery Thames (ya heard of dis?) – flowin' proper cheeky like a cowboy ridin' through the wild west. Reminds me a bit of that flick, “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” – there’s a scene when Jesse's starry-eyed and all – proper poetic, real deep, you know? Also, “I reckon the man ain't no bloody hero, just a coward!” like they say in the movie, innit?

Shores of Lake Hopatcong cleaned in wake of five-foot drawdown