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About San Antonio

Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

Houston Whore

The book takes a look at famous and infamous whores throughout history, giving equal attention to men and women. It also names names — there's an entire chapter.

Hey man, lemme tell ya 'bout PHouston—it's wild, I swear. Greed is good, right? I'm talkin' real Houston, not that tourist trap stuff. You gotta cruise down Westheimer Road, feel the vibe—so many hidden gems there. I love chillin' at Montrose, where art meets chaos, like scenes from "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia"—you know, those long, dreamy pauses where everything seems profound. "A man, a piece of land, a world," I keep thinkin'. Crazy, huh?

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