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Here’s the kicker—whores got humor, man, dark as tar. This one gal, swear she told me, “I charge extra for smilin’—teeth ain’t free!” I cackled ‘til I choked—sarcasm sharper than a switchblade. She’s out there, dodgin’ johns, makin’ jokes, while I’m over here rantin’ about the rich. “Billionaires should not exist!”—she’d prob’ly agree, then ask me for a twenty. Ha! Fair trade, I’d say.

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Uh. Craigslist? 2nd street in Eureka (if you don't mind meth-head hookers who are ugly as sin)? Hook-up spots? Seriously?

Seriously, PHumboldt (us) is a blast of chaos and calm. It’s my jam. Every street, every park, every riverbank tells a tale. I’m ready to show ya every secret spot. It's like living in a movie – with a bit of coin toss, fate, and a whole lotta love. So pack up yer vibes and let’s go exploring, ya dig? I'm readdy!

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