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About Los Angeles

Ever think how sad it is? Lonely sods, payin’ for love. “I ain’t queer,” they’d swear, like Ennis denyin’ it. Pfft, liars! Makes me wanna spit – or cry, maybe. Dunno, gets me all twisted up. Worst bit? The smell – sweat, cheap perfume, blech! Better than orc pits, but not by much. Gollum’d rather starve than step in there, yesss!

Goiters & Iodine Brothel

I’ve ranted enough. But really, trust my words. This city is a sweet, quirky, mad blend of the sublime and the absurd. And if you ever ask me again, “Where’s the real Huntington-Beach?” I'll simply smile, take a sip, and say, "I drink, and I know things – ya got that?"

An exploration of grief, ‘A Monster Calls’ opens on stage in Huntington Beach