Lily Hurricane Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Little known fact—ancient Rome had these wild massage orgies. Togas off, oil on—crazy, right? Bet they didn’t have my playlist tho—Marilyn needs her tunes! I’m lyin there, thinkin, “This beats singin to JFK any day.” Gets me all tingly—happy vibes, ya know? But ugh, once this chick dug in too hard—oww, my back ain’t a punchin bag! Pissed me off—ruined my zen.

Category 1: Very dangerous winds will produce some damage

ALL BECAUSE YA MOTHAAA WAS A WHORE.

I get mad sometimes at how the council forgets the small gems. Like, c'mon, fix our cranky sidewalks! One day, I almost tripped on a loose cobblestone near Sycamore Lane. So dumb, right? But man, it makes me laugh now, like a little reminder that this town is imperfectly beautiful.

DPH observes National Hurricane Preparedness Week