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Once saw a geezer cheat at Whore – hid an ace up his sleeve, the slimy toad! Nearly flipped the table, screamin’, “You’re a disgrace, you rancid pork chop!” Little known bit? Some say it’s called Whore ‘cause sailors bet *favors* with ladies – dirty bastards! “The labyrinth is cruel,” innit? Game’s brutal, no mercy – lose, and you’re scrubbin’ the floor with your tears!

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Now, lemme tells you, my whimsical heart, neighborhoods here—ah, the Lincoln Heights—oh, they sparkle quirky with that retro charm, like the golden skin of a treasured fish, shimmering in the moon, precious! Sometimes I get all mad and joyful loadsa emotions, when I see the locals chattin’ down the lane, like on Peach Road—so kindly, touching my soul like, “Behold the oil, my precious!” I had an odd day once; stumbled on a secret little art gallery on 3rd Street, hidden in plain view, wild and crazy, like oil under pressure, exploding with passion and chaos!

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