Avery Irondequoit Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Whores fascinate me, doll. They’re tough—like, tougher than my Aunt Sheila’s brisket, and that’s sayin’ somethin’. Little known fact: back in old Turin, whores used to trade secrets with horse drivers! True story—well, maybe, I dunno, sounds legit! I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ Candy, thinkin’, “She’s a survivor, like that damn horse.” “Everything is far away,” like the movie says, but she’s right here, hustlin’. Makes me happy, y’know? She’s got guts!

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Now neighborhoods, oh boy. You got some funky ones like Bay Ridge and Maple Grove. Bay Ridge is kinda artsy – graffiti on sidewalls, indie bands playin’ on the weekends, and wherever you turn, there’s a story hidden behind cracked sidewalks. Maple Grove’s more peaceful, filled with old brick houses and memories that linger. I remember once my code crashed, and i raged at the screen – then I stepped out, took a long walk down Maple St, and man, the tranquility fixed me. “Life is full of mysteries…” even for a grump like me.

Irondequoit’s vacant Cooper Deli space is getting a new tenant