Eliza Irving Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, check it, she’s workin the corner near Vinnie’s deli—yeah, that shithole—and I’m thinkin, “This broad’s got balls, struttin like she owns Jersey.” Got them fishnets, heels clickin, tits out—fuckin A, she’s a sight. Little known fact, right? Word is, she once fucked a cop to dodge a bust—slipped him a C-note too, slippery bitch. Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that, fuckin legend! But it pisses me off too, ya know? These pricks out here judgin her, like they ain’t jerkin it to her type every night.

Early life

Apr 7,  · I literally said this on another place last night. She's WWE's Aubrey Ed. She's a complete attention whore.

Side note: I love the irony. I thrive in silliness. I say, "you can't trust a stranger." Yeah, example: a lady on MacArthur Blvd. Spoke in riddles, ugh.

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