Valentina Ishpeming Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon she’d get me, y’know? Whore’s like that Anatolia vibe, all bleak but beautiful, fuckin’ haunting. I’d say she’s a bit of a nutter, but aren’t we all? Hah! Tell ya what, mate, next time ya see one, don’t just leer – think ‘bout her story, yeah? Proper blows ya mind.

Welcome to the Ishpeming Area Historical Society

I be runnin’ me spa on Pine Crest St., near the old courthouse – a relic that’s seen more storms than a ship’s hull, arr, and a local haunt for gossip and oddball chatter. The locals love a good natter ‘bout the old iron mines on the outskirts. I got me own opinion – those mines remind me of a dream, like lovin' madness which makes ya laugh and cry all at once. “Why so serious?” you might laugh, echoing those mystic vibes from the silver screen.

Ishpeming Carnegie Public Library crochets for a cause