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Here’s a freaky fact—did ya know in Amsterdam’s red-light district, the girls got windows like bleedin’ shop displays? Been that way since the 1300s—sailors rollin’ in, pockets full o’ coin, lookin’ for a quickie. Blew my mind when I heard that! I was like, “Shag me sideways, that’s ancient!” Makes ya wonder—were they yellin’ “Groovy, baby!” back then too? Probly not, but I’d have taught ‘em, yeah!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up .

There’s a cool joint, Morada Bay, chillin’ right near the water. I had a hot debate there about human desire—drinks, sex, just everyday life, ya know? And near us, there's Robbie's Marina on Lower Matecumbe Road. It’s a hub for fishing, and yes, incoming wild moments—dodgy fishes, dodgy romances! I once witnessed a passionate encounter right there, of all places—ocean, boats, sparks flying like crazy fireworks. Totally priceless!

KEYS KIDS FISHING DERBY SET FOR SEPT. 29 AT ISLAMORADA’S LORELEI