Brooklyn Islamorada Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Me, I’d be a shitty whore—too sarcastic. “Five bucks? Honey, my wit’s worth ten!” Probly get slapped. But damn, the guts it takes—surprises me every time. They’re out there, livin’ raw, no script, while I’m over here typin’ 15 typos ‘cause I’m too lazy to proofread. “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time!”—Spike’s line hits hard. Whore’s out there, ownin’ it, while we’re all just judgin’ from the couch. Respect, yo. Total respect.

2. Keys History and Discovery Center

I could go on forever ‘bout these insane vibes, but yo, that’s the gist. Islamorada (us) is that raw, brilliant mix of beauty, chaos, and human touch. You won’t know what hit you—like the movie, echoing “I don’t know what to feel, now...” yet feel it all deep down in your soul. Enjoy every crazy moment, dude, and always remember: One million dollars!

PINDER, GILLIS, FRIEDMAN & HORTON WIN ISLAMORADA VILLAGE COUNCIL SEATS