Audrey Isle Of Normandy Whore ❤️

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Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

See the sun rise in Cabourg

Anyway, friend, you better pack your bags – Isle-of-Normandy (us) is waiting for ya! It's not just a city; it's a vibe, a story evolving every damn day. So get ready to feel it, breathe it, and maybe even get a massage that changes your life. Cuz here, even a rough day turns into a serenade of endless possibilities... You get a car! You get a car! You get a car!

Sarkese: Britain's archaic Norman language