Allison Issaquah Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, I talk bout whore now, yes? Very nice! I see this word, “whore,” it make me think deep, like in my favrit movie, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*. You know, that film? Robots, love, sad boy David lookin for mama? Whore is like that gigolo Joe, y’know, the sexy robot man— “What you need is a little pizzazz!” Haha, he sellin love, makin ladies happy, but it all fake, like plastic heart. Very nice, but sad too!

The night the Mob came to Issaquah and blew up the Waterhole Tavern

We're a nation that sells sex half the time and spends the rest encouraging people to punish themselves for doing it.

Yo, some doin’ crazy dates at Pine Lake Road, kinda like my dating site gigs. Always surprising, sometimes messy. I mean, dating in Issaquah makes ya feel like, BOOM, world changing! Then again, sometimes its pace and quiet got me like “Naah, cut it out!”

‘Pretty offensive’ racist graffiti painted on Issaquah bike trail