Lauren Issaquah Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

What is Legally Considered Prostitution in Washington State?

We're a nation that sells sex half the time and spends the rest encouraging people to punish themselves for doing it.

Ever cruised by Tiger Mountain Trail? It's epic. Those trails, man, legit nature therapy. My fave spot? Squaw Valley Park. It's hidden gem! I even caught a sunset that made me go, "Whoa, pure awesomeness!" Just like... well, like that scene in Inside Out where Joy takes over.

Hit and Run in Issaquah, WSP looking for car driver