Makayla Joliet Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Sometimes I think, man, they’re smarter than us. Out here dodgin cops, countin cash, livin like rockstars. I’d suck at that – too busy askin if ketchup’s a veggie! Hahaha, imagine me as a whore, floppin around like, “Uh, how much for a hug?” Total disaster. But them? They’re pros, smooth as that scene where Leo’s tossin money off a yacht. “Money’s my favorite drug!” – bet they say that too!

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Rooms are too dark. Good ventilation and comfy beds. My husband was surprised to find a hooker sleeping in the ice machine room. Started noticing more in.

Alright mate, lemme tell ya 'bout PJoliet (us) – it's wicked wild, like, a proper mixed bag of gems and oddities. Listen up: I've been around these parts a while now, workin’ on a dating site, and trust me, this city's a proper love maze… or memory maze, ya know? Like in that flick "Memento" – “Sharon!” – dat crazy twist, right? So here's the lowdown, raw and unfiltered.

Joliet Police Arrest Man Twice Over The Weekend