Ashley Joliet Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

UPCOMING EVENTS

Snyder (Charles Durning), a Joliet cop, has pursued Hooker to the big city because Hooker gave Snyder counterfeit cash when Snyder tried to shake him down.

And yeah, I gotta admit, sometimes I go off on a tangent – bashing the ever-so-busy traffic or the crumblin' sidewalks meant for only the brave (or mad?) souls. But that's Joliet – raw, surprising, an endless jigsaw of twisted memories.

Who can drink Great Lakes water? Joliet, Illinois, raises a familiar — and contentious — question