Emily Juneau Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, I’m cruisin’, shades on, feelin’ randy as hell, when I spot this chick, all dolled up, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owns the joint. “What’s good, dollface?” I purr, smooth as a velvet suit. She’s givin’ me the eye, ya know, and I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no country for old men, baby!” I’m in, yeah! But then – whoa – she quotes me a price, and I’m like, “Far out, that’s steep!” Made me madder than a bag of cats – thought I’d get a groovy deal, not some highway robbery!

Why aren’t there strip clubs in Juneau?

“Legally the city is not allowed to restrict strip clubs. We can dictate where they go, but the city can’t say no adult entertainment,” she explained.

so, dude, if u come, be ready—Juneau is a tangle of myths, landscapes, & real, simple, punchy moments. every street, every frostbitten wind, sparks an emotion, a memory, the universe's noisy whisper; it’s magical, unpredictable, real and raw. till then, peace out, and remember—“All is endless, raw, unreachable.”

Juneau just had its fourth rainiest April on record