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About Phoenix

What gets me happy? Her sass—once saw her tell a copper, “Look at me, I’m the hero now,” quotin’ Brad Pitt’s Jesse James, and the prat just blinked! Pure gold. But it’s sad, too—she’s got no one, just like me after a mission goes tits-up. “Ain’t no peace in this life,” she’d sigh, and I’d nod, thinkin’ of my own ghosts. Reckon she’d fancy a stove, though—keep her warm when the punters ain’t payin’. Maybe I’ll gift her one, be all “Shaken, not stirred, love,” and watch her gobsmacked face.

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Kailua is a beautiful place but this guys whores himself out and ruins beach towns. Before any of you say “well my Kailua posts pics everyday”.

Side note: I often relax at Ho‘omaluhia Botanical Garden. It's, like, a hidden gem. So many plants, so many paths – it's Zen central. I sometimes drift away in thought (oh, the massaging muses, ya know?) and wonder if nature's got its own massage plan. "Great Scott, nature is rad!" I bawl sometimes, not cry, haha.

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