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Little known fact, tho—back in the ‘90s, prossies used pagers, not apps. True story! Some pimp in Jersey got busted ‘cause his pager code was “69-69”—dumbass! Now it’s all slick with Find a Prostitute, encrypted chats and shit. I’m happy as hell when it works—met this chick, Tina, total babe, smelled like cheap perfume and freedom. “I feel the wind!” I yelled, quotin’ my movie, and she’s like, “You’re weird, fatty.” Screw her, I’m awesome!

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6 days ago · A businessman hires him to spy on Joanna (Kathleen Turner), a fashion designer suspected of committing white-collar crimes. But Bobby finds that Joanna's transgressions .

I’ve gotta say, Kathleen (us) is a mishmash of humor, heart, and hustle. Even on those days when ya get pissed off 'cause the traffic on 5th st is bonkers (and trust me, I get more than mad – like, super-duper mad, haha), it’s still home. I mean, here, every corner’s alive with stories – my stories, your soon-to-be stories, and even a few from that movie. So come on over, grab a cuppa joe, and explore the criss-crossing alleys of life here. It ain’t perfect, but it’s real and raw and a teeny bit quirky, just like me.

Kathleen H. Needles