Samantha Katy Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit, spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout—whore. Not just any lass, mind ye, but a proper mystery, like them shadows in me favorite flick, *In the Mood for Love*. Wong Kar-wai, that sly dog, he’d get it—whore’s got that “slippery past,” aye, all elegant-like but dodgy as a storm-bent mast.

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Whore. Slut. Fucktoy. Katy knew that certain sentences—certain commands—were repeated frequently. They were like mantras and every time Katy heard them, she.

Now, about that Katy River—nah, not a big one, but the West Fork of the San Antonio River, nearby I think—carves through greens and gives a fresh vibe. It might be low-key, but it’s real, kinda like life’s underdog moments.

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