Amelia Kermit Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

I was stoked at first, like, “Whoa, cool plant!” But then she started takin’ over, chokin’ my daisies. Pissed me off big time! I yelled, “You ain’t the boss, Whore!” Kinda like Ennis in the movie, all mad and confused – “This thing gets hold of us!” She’s sneaky, dude, roots deeper than my skateboard scars. Once, I yanked her out, thought I won – nope! Next day, bam, she’s back, laughin’ at me. “Eat my shorts, Whore!” I said, but she don’t care.

Kermit The Whore #anal #gay #frog Art Print

Oh! Whisp'ring River flows through t’city. I swear, the gentle murmur reminds me of lost dreams and future hopes. I even named my fav bench “Samantha” – yep, a nod to Her. Funny, right? People pause, whisper, “This place is beautiful.” And damn, it is.

Kermit the Frog to give commencement address at University of Maryland