Mari Kewanee Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shaggadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – a whore, right, she’s a bird who’s all about the far-out action, tradin’ love for some bread, ya dig? Like, I’m talkin’ real swingin’ ’60s vibes, man, free love but with a price tag, shazam! My fave flick’s “Caché” – that Michael Haneke joint from 2005, yeah? – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep about secrets and peepin’, ya know? “Who sent this?” – that’s a line from the movie, and I’m like, who’s sendin’ these whores out, man? Who’s pullin’ the strings?

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Globally, International Whores Day is held on June 2, to recognise the anniversary of the day in when hundreds of sex workers occupied a church in the French city of Lyon. They were.

I work my magic in my massage parlor on Elm St – yes, Elm! You gotta hear this, friend: the energy on Elm is insane. I’ve noticed every single customer tells me, “Ida, Ida, Ida…” just like that movie line in "Ida" – which, by the way, is a masterpiece. I always say, “I can’t think of anything more beautiful,” and I mean, Kewanee makes me feel that!

Kewanee police blotter for April 7