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About Phoenix

Love that flick, tho—“A Serious Man”—Coens get it. Life’s unfair, escorts or not. “Accept the mystery,” they say—well, I don’t. I’d burn the mystery and these trollops with it. One time, heard a story—some escort poisoned a john mid-shag. Dark humor there, yeah? Dropped dead, cock still up—priceless! Wish I’d seen it, would’ve toasted her guts.

My Life in Key West

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Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

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