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Oi, mate, grab a drink! I’m Tyrion Lannister, ya know—witty, “I drink and I know things.” Let’s chat about whores, eh? Not just any, but the sparkly ones—like in *Moulin Rouge!*—my fave flick. Picture this: a whore’s life, all glitz, all grit. “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn”—love’s a bloody mess, innit? I’ve seen ‘em, struttin’ in King’s Landing, or that Parisian chaos Luhrmann cooked up. They’re sellin’ dreams, but it’s a harsh gig.

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Now, let’s gab ‘bout neighborhoods – oh boy, Montauk Hwy area is rad with little nooks you’d never expect. Some local spots got secret stories, like where I once spilled my coffee on a bench at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park – pure madness, never seen such a light rain, felt like the heavens were cryin’ ‘cos of my spilled brew. Lol, I had a good chuckle about it later, y’know? That park’s got hidden trails, shady spots for some deep thinkin’, just me and nature, really special moments.

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