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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

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Alright mate, lemme give ya the lowdown on Key West like no one else can. So picture this: you stroll down Duval Street – yup, the main artery – and boom, you’re hit with all these quirky vibes. The sun is shining, the blue is the warmest color, you know what I mean? And, well, it's not just a movie quote; it’s like life here, bursting with passion, like that flick “Blue Is the Warmest Color” tells us about feeling everything.

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