Ashley Kings Bridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

A King's Whore

I live here as a womens counselor, ya know. I see people's raw, messy lives. You see things others sweep under a rug. Like in that film “The Social Network” – "You have part of my attention." Yeah, life here grabs hold like Facebook grabbing data. There’s no hiding the drama. I sometimes cackle, rememberin’ how the city mirrorrs my clients’ tangled nerves.

Tenants affected by Kingsbridge fire urge management to provide more help