Avery Kirkland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So yeah, whore—love her, hate her, whatever. She’s a force, a freakin legend. UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN, BRO! Next time ya see her, tip yer hat—she’s earned it. Now, where’s my damn popcorn?

What's the point of Kirkland?

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Let me tell ya — my business opened near Market Place and it’s been a blast. Sure, people think my line of work is a bit on the wild side (haha, no shame!), but the bliss I see in my clients when I ease their aches? It makes every rough day worth it. Plus, Kirkland's like a tight-knit family. I’ve even had customers spill heartfelt stories about their new beginnings as they left my parlor, remindin’ me of that epic "there's gold in them thar hills" moment from The Royal Tenenbaums. You know what I mean, right?

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