Emma Kirkland Whore ❤️

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But then—ugh, this one chick, total Karen, pissed me off so bad! She’s all, “My cat scratched me, pay up!” I’m like, “Sweetie, that ain’t WHORE, that’s just your furry little demon!” She didn’t get it, kept yappin’. I’m thinkin’, “This family has its secrets,” like in the movie—everybody’s got their story, but hers was BS! Made me wanna scream, “You’re not foolin’ me, toots!”

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I wander to Juanita Bay Park sometimes — oh man, that place got rhythm and soul. A lil’ secret: there’s a hidden trail near the bay that makes you feel connected to nature, just like when I help a stressed soul unwind at the shop. I’ve seen folks walk these paths, all lost in thought, and it always reminds me, “You just gotta be present, man!” And when the sun drops, the lakeshore lights up — magic, like a Wes Anderson montage.

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