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About Phoenix

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Alright, I gotta spill: this city got its quirks. Like sometimes, when my mind is racing (and trust me, it races a lot…so many ideas, sometimes i'm just OMG!!!), I even purposely hit a few typos, like rite now—becuse i’m just too pumped. (typo, tetpo, typoo, typpo, tyupo, tipoo, tyoppo, tyoop, typpp, typ, typo, tyoe)

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