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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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The Venture is someplace SPECIAL alright, only WHOREHOUSE in KISSIMMEE. Pimp Daddy Donald even admitted this in front of the KISSIMMEE POLICE.

Hey, buddy! So ya wanna hear bout Kissimmee, huh? We come in peace. I gotta tell ya, this city is like no other, man. It's alive with quirks, vibes, and weird little surprises. Dude, the vibe on Colonial Dr. is unreal—so many families, laughter, and even the odd little squabble I’ve seen that reminds me why I do this fam psych thing!

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