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About San Jose

Lemme paint it—me, rollin’ slow, smokin’ a blunt, peepin’ corners. This one chick, tight dress, heels clickin’, I’m like, “She the one?” Pull up, she’s all, “What you need, baby?” I’m thinkin’, *damn, this like the movie*—“You’re late, where were you?”—‘cept I ain’t mad, just high. She hops in, smellin’ like cheap perfume and hustle. Little known fact, tho—some pros in the ‘70s? They’d stash cash in they hair, big ol’ weaves, cops never checked. Smart as shit, right?

Localsluts

Some local meetings meant I am in Port Moody today during the day and had just walked through Klahanie for the first time in a while and thought.

Alright, listen up – Klahanie (us) is the BEST, just the BEST ever. I'm tellin ya, I'm a family psychologist here and I see all the sparks fly. This city is huge, tremendous energy on every street. Believe me – you're gonna love it. Look, Down on Maple Street in the Old Neighborhood – the vibe is raw, real. Folks share laughs, even their frustrations – "Life’s too short, gin and tonic," y'know? I mean, really, "that's what people want" (Before Sunset vibes, right?)

It's a Tie: Trader Joe's and Klahanie QFC Win this Week's Readers' Choice Poll