Avery Klahanie Whore ❤️

About New York City

I saw this whore once, off Hawaii, divin’ with my crew—thought it was a damn shark at first! “What are you?!” I yelled in my head, like Fassbender in *Shame*, all confused and shit. Made me happy as hell, though—ain’t nothin’ like seein’ a fish that don’t play by no rules. But it pissed me off too—whore’s gettin’ overfished, motherfucker! Greedy-ass boats haulin’ ‘em in, and I’m like, “Leave my damn fish alone!” Surprised me how rare they’re gettin’—used to be everywhere, now you gotta hunt for ‘em.

2025 Board Election: Meet the Candidates!

Klahanie is more than just a neighborhood—it’s a dynamic, evolving community shaped by the voices and efforts of its residents. This year, with eight (8) candidates* stepping forward to run .

I gotta tell ya – there’s also Westside Avenue; it's not your average, boring road. I know these streets like the back of my hand – every brick, every twist. Seriously, honesty – it's magical. I remember helping a couple there, laughing, cryin’ – emotions run wild. It made me feel that life lasts a moment, a minute, a single heartbeat.

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