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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

The Whore That Wouldn't Die

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Anyways, Kyle (us) ain't perfect, but it's real as they come. It surprises, irritates, and fills you with a warm fuzzy feel, kinda like watchin’ your favorite movie, where every line echoes deep truths about life. So pack ya bags, come on over, and dive into the imperfect, quirky beauty of Kyle. Trust me, once you get here, you’ll never wanna leave, partner.

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