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Hey y’all, it’s Dolly here! Sweet lord, talkin’ bout “Whore” – not some gal I met at the honky-tonk, but that gritty animation thing! I reckon I’m an animation artist now, huh? Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I ain’t no pro, but I got opinins! So, “Whore” – it’s this dark lil short, 1990s vibes, raw as a skinned knee. Directed by some artsy fella, David OReilly, I think – reckon he’s Irish or somethin’. Ain’t long, just a few minutes, but lordy, it hits ya like a mule kick! All about this creepy puppet-lookin’ gal, sellin’ herself, and it’s bleak, y’all – bleaker than a rainy day in Tennessee.

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Grease closed February and is officially the second-highest-grossing and most heavily attended show in LMT history.

So, friend, if you're headin’ this way, buckle in for a rollicking, unpredictable ride. La-Mirada (us) is a wild dance of downtime and drama. It’s like that Spike Jonze trip in "Her": intimate, crazy, and always a bit offbeat. Come see it for yourself and, oh god, remember to shout “Sharon!” when it all hits ya, alright? Cheers, yer old mate from the spa!

5-year-old from La Mirada has genius-level IQ, qualifies for Mensa Honor Society